i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it
um ok.
I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I’m a proper genius too and I was happy for the rest of the day.
This is legit guys.
I watched John hug a lucky cat because it cheered me up and it was slightly awkward.
I shagged D.I Lestrade because I ran out of strawberry jam and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.
Suddenly I’m John. GOD JOHN. YOU CAN’T JUST SHAG LESTRADE BECAUSE YOU’RE OUT OF JAM.
I shagged Sherlock Holmes because Mycroft forced me to and I screamed for joy.
SWEET BABY JESUS YES!
I bought some jam for a dinosaur because I love him and I smiled.
Considering I don’t watch Sherlock, this is painfully beautiful and must be reblogged.
